When I typed Today's New Band's name into Google, one of the search
results was a question on Answers.com from an anonymous poster - "Can a bear's tail break when frozen?" If the internet has proven anything, it's that humanity's capacity for mindlessness can always find a new, stupider low.
Assuming if you're not kept awake at night by this kind of idiotic query, you'll love Frozen Bears. Even if you are now pondering the brittle nature of massive mammals' tails, try to distract your mind momentarily from such tribulations with Frozen Bears' garage-psyche-crunch-rock punch to the face that is all pleasure and no pain.
Like Tuesday's new band, Nutrition On Tape (see below), they grab at all the best sounds from years ago, churn them up and cough out songs that laugh at the past and greedily eye the future. The bullish insistence of They Don't Need You will reach up your trouser leg and grab your attention with delicious echo-stretched guitar howls, riffs from a dark, warm place and drums that fall apart.
Speaking of which, The Hoax features a drumbeat that is so broken that an entirely separate rhythm develops. Perfectly, just as your rattled mind begins to appreciate this, another monster riff begins, and it's all you can do to hold on for the ride.
Dirty, chewy and grimy, Frozen Bears are here to shake you awake with thrills of their own crafting. If you were wondering, the answer given to the earlier question was: "If its cold enough anything can break." And thus the world can now get back to whatever mundane business it was doing before such wild theories were pondered. So listen here!
Assuming if you're not kept awake at night by this kind of idiotic query, you'll love Frozen Bears. Even if you are now pondering the brittle nature of massive mammals' tails, try to distract your mind momentarily from such tribulations with Frozen Bears' garage-psyche-crunch-rock punch to the face that is all pleasure and no pain.
Like Tuesday's new band, Nutrition On Tape (see below), they grab at all the best sounds from years ago, churn them up and cough out songs that laugh at the past and greedily eye the future. The bullish insistence of They Don't Need You will reach up your trouser leg and grab your attention with delicious echo-stretched guitar howls, riffs from a dark, warm place and drums that fall apart.
Speaking of which, The Hoax features a drumbeat that is so broken that an entirely separate rhythm develops. Perfectly, just as your rattled mind begins to appreciate this, another monster riff begins, and it's all you can do to hold on for the ride.
Dirty, chewy and grimy, Frozen Bears are here to shake you awake with thrills of their own crafting. If you were wondering, the answer given to the earlier question was: "If its cold enough anything can break." And thus the world can now get back to whatever mundane business it was doing before such wild theories were pondered. So listen here!
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If the internet has proven anything, it's that humanity's capacity for mindlessness can always find a new, stupider low.
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